physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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