Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
