I wannas sexs uuuuu
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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