seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
My liver just had a heart attack.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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