I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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