She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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