Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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