Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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