Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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