i just wanna soil my oats bro
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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