Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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