I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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