Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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