I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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