Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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