There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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