Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He better not be in your backpack
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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