your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I would fuck him just for his dog
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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