Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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