They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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