she looked like the bat from fern gully.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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