My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
