Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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