my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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