Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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