I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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