is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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