that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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