i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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