As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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