Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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