therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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