I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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