i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
NoShamevember. You game?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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