Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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