And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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