D3 body, D1 cock
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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