Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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