He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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