At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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