Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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