I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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