At least make sure they are 18
Why
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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