You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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