I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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