We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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