what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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