Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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