her vagine was all disorganized.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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