oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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