Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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