It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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