It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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