So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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