She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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