you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's official drugs can't kill me
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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