He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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