how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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